Last week, GQ published something called "Tom Ford's 10 Grooming Commandments". You already know the gist: Tom Ford dresses so well that Jay Z writes songs about his clothes, so he probably knows how a man should take care of himself. Right?
Of course, that premise is hinged on the assumption that Mister Ford — who, in addition to HOV, dresses other not-ugly dudes like Justin Timberlake & Brad Pitt — has a bathroom routine that rivals his clothes' widespread appeal. But as some of his gems suggest, he may be a bit unhinged when it comes to what a dude should do to his body (and why.)