In the rare instances that I spend prolonged lengths of time around professional models, I get pretty insecure. Either it's female models, whose stunning good looks remind me that I'm ugly, and not nearly rich/Russian enough to bang them; or, it's male models, whose stunning good looks remind me that I'm ugly, and much less likely to bang the female models than them.
But lately -- in the past two or three seasons, really -- I've become insecure around models for a different reason. A darker reason. With androgyny being such a damn hit on the runway, I now have to worry that I'm sweating some smoking hot model chick that's actually a dude. It's more unnerving than... well, than anything, really.
To make me feel worse about myself, my editor made me assemble this Run Down of very gender-ambiguous models. It was... eye-opening.
While I go curl up in a dark place somewhere, click through the gallery below to discover which of these haute folks are men, and which are women (biologically speaking.)
CLICK INTO THE GALLERY BELOW TO SEE ON A SCALE OF 1-10 HOW ANDRO THESE MODELS ARE.
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