Very little gets me aroused these days. The insane pornography found on the internet makes me feel like I’ve seen it all and am totally over it. But one thing that’s getting me going is white girls who rap about being slutty, have press-on nails longer than my junk, and dress like raving extras in the movie HACKERS.
And that’s exactly what Brooke Candy is.
A lot of people are going to hate on her because of the recent rash of white women rapping who are mind-blowingly terrible (Iggy Azalea; Kreayshawn…) but Candy is different. Her music doesn’t suck and she’s boner-worthy. Watch the video for “Das Me”. You’ll like it.
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