"No politics here", insists Tony Stark in Marvel's just-dropped trailer for Iron Man 3. It's kind of hard to take that statement seriously when the villain of the film is named "The Mandarin", and the premise is an assault on the American way of life, but hey -- maybe it's just a coincidence? Right?
Aside from this contradiction, the trailer shows us a bit, but explains it less. What we know:
- Tony is having trouble sleeping. Try some brown liquor, Tony.
- Gwenyth Paltrow is still a successful actress after years of just kinda gazing at people instead of saying her lines.
- Ben Kingsley has hair in this movie, which he's probably pretty stoked about.
- Don Cheadle, in the suit, painted like a flag. Righteous.
Sound good? The film hits theaters May 3rd. Until then, click here.