If your flatscreen’s super-thin body won’t support super-thick sound, look to the Playbar from Sonos, an oblong audio add-on that employs six mid-woofers and three tweeters (all individually amplified) to help you hear every single word of The Bachelor.
It’s wirelessly compatible, and works with the not-included, 5.1-digital-surround-equipped Play:3 and Sonos Sub speakers. Switch audio sources using your existing TV remote (by some sort of infrared wizard magic) or with a free app for iPhone, iPad, or Android.
If your pad is sleek, but your sound is weak, the Playbar is your move. Hopefully your wallet isn’t weak, though…
’cause the Playbar is $699 USD at Sonos.