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I don’t know if the headline of this story is actually true — it’s just something I heard when I momentarily paused from inhaling the seven-layer dip at a friend’s Superbowl party — but I totally believe that Bar Rafaeli had a tough time Frenching the lard with which GoDaddy cast her in its Superbowl ad.

The Israeli cover model appeared in the cheesy-commercial-king’s Big Game spot alongside longtime GoDaddy piece of meat spokeswoman Danica Patrick, and “Walter”, a loveable turd played by a Josh Gad lookalike. “Walter” is fat, and has like, rosacea. Or something.

They make out. It’s disturbing.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON’T DO IT, BAR! You have so much to live for!

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