Because the normal Grand Theft Auto: IV narrative is far too realistic as it is, hacker H1Vltg3 created a PC mod of the game that allows you to play as Iron Man. Holy crap.
The mod, early iterations of which were released as far back as August 2012, is a finely polished platform that boasts delightful features like a Chest Repulsor Beam (“20 times the damage of the Hand Repulsor Beam”!!!); Jet Boots that “turn on and off much easier and slower now, still not perfect”; and an updated Hand Repulsor Beam that causes “minimal explosive damage” so cars no longer “fly when hit”. How considerate!
We’re downloading it right now, and suggest you do the same, right here. Thanks, H1Vltg3.