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All this time spent on the New York City subway, where the smell of piss on the platform is second only in disgustingness to the dude actually pissing on the platform, has us fantasizing about private transportation.

Like the subway system, these nine trucks won’t shut down in the snow — they’ll meet it with grinning grilles and sure-footed traction control. Unlike the subway system, none of these trucks will smell like a bathroom.

From the Ford Explorer, to the Conquest Knight XV, each truck is specialized to make a certain type of frigid winter its bitch. Check out our gallery to find out which truck you need to handle the winter you’re in.