Whomever is writing the headlines over at V Magazine sure has an acute sense of visual irony. The Sebastian Faena shoot with buxom babe Kate Upton is labeled in the magazine as “The Discreet Charm”, but with her incredible, torso-mounted physical gifts on full display, there’s nothing discreet about her.
Compared to the emaciated male model she appears with, Upton looks damned healthy in an old-school brassiere, a mod-’60s skirt, and a watch that looks like it might be Cartier. Her jewelry is Balenciaga and Cartier.
Check out the series in V’s 81st issue, now on newsstands.
Photos via Hypebeast






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