What do you do when you fall off your $400,000 USD horse? You get on another, $253,000, duck-camo-ensconced horse, name it Bentley GT, drive to soccer practice in it. Or at least, that’s what you do if you’re Mario Balotelli.
Manchester City’s 22 year-old accident-prone striker has already wrecked both an Audi R8 and a boring white Bentley Continental GT, so he decided to double triple-down and put himself in the driver’s seat of another GT, this one wrapped in a vinyl camo-print finish.
So, there’s that.



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